Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging by Louise Rennison

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging by Louise Rennison

Author:Louise Rennison
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3
Publisher: HarperCollins


midnight

See you later? Mark has had the cheek to dump me just as I was about to dump him! I’m never getting up again. Ella lets him do things to her . . . what things? Two hands on her breasts?

tuesday december 15th

8:10 a.m.

I told Mum I was not going to school or, in fact, getting out of bed. She said, “Why not?”

And, against my better judgment, I told her, “I’ve been dumped by someone I didn’t even like. I was going to dump him but I didn’t even get the chance.”

She sat on my bed. “That is bad. It’s never nice to be dumped. But look at it this way . . . you are in exactly the place you wanted to be—you’re single and free again. And you have ten pounds to spend.”

I grumbled on, “Yeah, well, you would say that. You don’t know how sensitive I am, and how I really get hurt and it really takes me ages to get over things and . . . What did you say about the tenner?”

Mad Auntie Kath had come up trumps with a belated birthday present . . . hurrah!!!



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