10 Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? by louise rennison

Author:louise rennison [rennison, louise]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2010-11-02T00:00:00+00:00

MIAOOOOWWWWWW…

“Lalalalalala…heggyheggyho…”

What the hell was going on?

four minutes later

Mum’s “me” time turned into “us” time.

I went down to see what had happened and there was water everywhere in the bathroom. Mum was standing in a bath towel, shouting. Libby was in her bathing costume with a snorkel, sitting in the bath singing, “Bum bum pooey pooey bum bum” in two centimeters of water. And Angus and Gordy were sneezing and soaking and trying to scrabble up the sides of the bath.

Mum stormed off into her bedroom and I said to Libby, who was now putting her rubber ring on, “What happened, Bibbsy?”

She looked at me cross-eyed, like I was a fool, and said very deliberately, “Me came on my HOLIDAYS wif my fwends. Get in, Gingie.”

back in my bedroom

All is calm again.

I will get into my bed to look at my part (oo-er) inRom and Jul .

Lovely and snugly, I may just have a little zizz before I settle down to…

Not.

Have you any idea what it is like to have two wet cats, a soaking tartan mouse and a toddler covered in soap in your bed?

fifteen minutes later

Libby has dried off a bit now and the cats have bogged off to murder stuff. They only stayed in my bed long enough to get warm and dampen the sheets.

Libby still has her rubber ring on, but it could be worse, she could have Mr. Fish in here with us.

three minutes later

It IS worse.

She has got Mr. Fish in here with us.

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