William Shakespeare's the Jedi Doth Return by Doescher Ian

Author:Doescher, Ian [Doescher, Ian]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Science Fiction, Humour, Fantasy, poetry
ISBN: 9781594747144
Amazon: B00HP3PGAO
Goodreads: 21534303
Publisher: Quirk Books
Published: 2014-07-01T07:00:00+00:00

LUKE

Now are we ta’en unto their simple homes—

Plain huts of wood with branches for their roofs.

A simple tribe are these, yet wise as well—

With neither guns nor lightsabers they snar’d

A pilot skill’d, a Wookiee brave and strong,

A Jedi Knight, and two most earnest droids.

’Twas quite a catch for such a humble net.

And now, like spits upon a fire we’re hung.

But what transpireth next? We’ll see anon.

HAN

My feelings are o’ercome with thoughts most dire:

They ready for a feast, but where’s the food?

Do they not know I shall a poor meal make?

No supper may be cook’d from Han’s firm flesh,

For smuggler meat is all too hard and tough.

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