Weird Al: The Book by Rabin Nathan & Yankovic Al
Author:Rabin, Nathan & Yankovic, Al [Rabin, Nathan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Harry N. Abrams
Published: 2012-10-01T06:00:00+00:00
* Out of all the surrealistic moments in my life, being on Wheel of Fortune with James Brown and Little Richard is definitely in the top ten.
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YOU DON’T LOVE ME
ANYMORE
* * *
by AL YANKOVIC
We’ve been together for so very long
But now things are changing,
oh I wonder what’s wrong?
Seems you don’t want me around
The passion is gone and the flame’s died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I’m the Antichrist
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling
You don’t love me anymore
I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You’re still the light of my life
Oh, darlin’, I’m beggin’, won’t you put down that knife?
You know I even think it’s kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft
Oh, if you don’t mind me askin’, what’s this poisonous cobra
Doin’ in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes I get to thinking
You don’t love me anymore
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
Oh, you think I’m ugly and you say I’m cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows
while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Oh, you know this really isn’t like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me
You don’t love me anymore
Oh no, no
Got a funny feeling
You don’t love me anymore
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