Uncle John’s Ahh-Inspiring Bathroom Reader by Bathroom Readers’ Institute

Author:Bathroom Readers’ Institute
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Bathroom Readers’ Press

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We’re back with one of our favorite features. More proof that some of the funniest things in life aren’t necessarily meant to be funny.

In an office: “Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.”

On the door of a photographer’s studio: “Out to lunch: If not back by five, out for dinner also.”

Outside a new town hall: “The town hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened. Open tomorrow.”

Outside a London disco: “Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.”

In a safari park: “Elephants Please stay in your car”

Outside a photographer’s studio: “Have the kids shot for Dad from $24.95.”

At a railroad station: “Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.”

In a department store: “Bargain Basement Upstairs”

In an office building: “Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.”

Outside a Burger King: “Now Hiring Losers”

In Cape Cod: “Caution Water on Road During Rain”

In Pennsylvania: “Auction Sunday—New and Used Food”

Next to a red traffic light: “This light never turns green”

Outside a house: “For Sale Buy Owner”

At a McDonald’s: “Parking for Drive-Thru Service Only”

In Massachusetts: “Entrance Only Do Not Enter”

Also in Massachusetts: “Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg”

Seven thousand U.S. troops invaded Grenada in 1983. They received 8,612 medals for their efforts.

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