The wasp factory: a novel by Iain Banks

Author:Iain Banks [Banks, Iain]
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Unread
ISBN: 9780684853154
Publisher: Scribner
Published: 1984-10-14T22:00:00+00:00

I would like to think that she died still being floated by the giant kite, that she went round the world and rose higher as she died of starvation and dehydration and so grew less weighty still, to become, eventually, a tiny skeleton riding the jetstreams of the planet; a sort of Flying Dutchwoman. But I doubt that such a romantic vision really matches the truth.

I spent most of Sunday in bed. After my binge of the previous night, I wanted rest, lots of liquid, little food, and my hangover to go away. I felt like deciding then and there never to get drunk again, but being so young I decided that this was probably a little unrealistic, so I determined not to get _that_ drunk again.

My father came and banged at my door when I didn't appear for breakfast.

'And what's wrong with you, as if I need ask?'

'Nothing,' I croaked at the door.

'That'll be right,' my father said sarcastically. 'And how much did you have to drink last night?'

'Not much.'

'Hnnh,' he said.

'I'II be down soon,' I said, and rocked to and fro in the bed to make noises which might make it sound as though I was getting up.

'Was that you on the phone last night?'

'What?' I asked the door, stopping my rocking.

'It was, wasn't it ? I thought it was you; you were trying to disguise your voice. What were you doing ringing at that time?'

'Aah... I don't remember ringing, Dad, honest,' I said carefully.

'Hnnh. You're a fool, boy,' he said, and clumped off down the hall. I lay there, thinking. I was quite sure I hadn't called the house the previous night. I had been with Jamie in the pub, then with him and the girl outside, then alone when I was running, and then with Jamie and later him and his mother, then I walked home almost sober. There were no blank spots. I assumed it must have been Eric calling. From the sound of it my father couldn't have spoken to him for very long, or he would have recognised his son's voice. I lay back in my bed, hoping that Eric was still at large and heading this way, and also that my head and guts would stop reminding me how uncomfortable they could feel.

'Look at you,' my father said when I eventually came down in my dressing-gown to watch an old movie on the television that afternoon. 'I hope you're proud of yourself. I hope you think feeling like that makes you a man.' My father tutted and shook his head, then went back to reading the _Scientific American_. I sat down carefully in one of the lounge's big easy chairs.

'I did get a bit drunk last night, Dad, I admit it. I'm sorry if it upsets you, but I assure you I'm suffering for it.'

'Well, I hope that teaches you a lesson. Do you realise how many brain cells you probably managed to kill off last night?'

'A good few thousand,' I said after a brief pause for calculation.

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