So Lucky by Dawn O'Porter

Author:Dawn O'Porter
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Published: 2019-09-12T17:00:00+00:00

Beth

‘What?’ Risky says, picking up her phone.

It is very aggressive for her. I pretend not to notice and shift my gaze to my computer screen.

‘Yeah, and I meant it.’ She gets up and moves over to the window. ‘I said it because it needed to be said.’ She starts to pace up and down. Whoever is on the phone is really annoying her. I carry on pretending I haven’t noticed.

‘Why? What do you mean, why? Because it doesn’t feel right, that’s why.’ She covers the end of her phone with her hand and lets out a frustrated sound, rolling her eyes at me. ‘You can’t just ignore it,’ she continues. ‘No, you have to at least acknowledge it. It’s like it’s not even there. Well of course it matters, it’s my fucking vagina.’

Oh wow. She is talking about sex. I get up slowly. I’ll sneak into the bathroom until she’s finished. But she sees me get up and rushes over, putting her hand on my arm and squeezing it tightly as her frustration mounts.

‘I don’t hate it, I like it, but that isn’t the point. It’s not all I want. You’re giving me a complex about my vagina. I don’t need that in my life, OK? Is there something wrong with it? Why won’t you have sex with it?’

I check to make sure she isn’t drawing blood on my arm, it really hurts.

‘Oh yeah? Well then it’s over, OK? I can’t do this anymore. That’s all you want, and I want respect. Do you know what else wants respect?’

The guy on the phone and I hang tight for her answer.

‘MY VAGINA.’

She hangs up on him, lets go of my arm and screams at her phone.

‘Well that seemed to go well?’ I ask.

‘I love it up the bum, Beth. But my vagina needs it too,’ she says, utterly forlorn. So much vagina chat for one afternoon.

‘Shall we get on with some work?’ I suggest. ‘We’re on a deadline here, Risky.’

She ambles back to her desk, her mind clearly still focused on sex. Sitting down, she picks up her phone and starts angry texting. Then she starts smiling, and her phone rings. This is fascinating.

‘Hey,’ she says, heading back to the window. ‘Yeah, I did it. Yeah, I guess so … I mean, if you want us to be?’ She is making her legs go all kooky and twirling her hair. ‘Ha-ha, oh you do, do you?’ She giggles. ‘Oh yeah? I do too. What, now? Adam, I’m at work.’

‘ADAM!’ I say in a loud whisper. She shrugs as if she just can’t help herself.

‘No, not here,’ she says. ‘No … OK, OK, give me a second.’

Risky winks at me – any authority I had as a boss has all but evaporated – and takes her little pink dildo out of her bag and disappears into the toilet.

‘OK, OK, I’m nearly there,’ she tells him. ‘They’re black … and lacy … I’m not wearing one. I’m not!’

She shuts the door. I am

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