Sasquatch of Mars by Bridget Chase

Author:Bridget Chase
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: mars, space travel, astronaut, black comedy, sasquatch, big foot, action comedy, gal gadot, short story adventure, space sci fi

Chapter 4

(Sasquatch Time)

A hairy thing sat in some carved throne.

Small hairy fur balls rolled around the ground.

The cave was littered with metal debris like a scrap yard.

“Hahaha,” The thing laughed. It held a small devise.

“A Sasquatch,” Russel Crowe said.

“And in a natural undisturbed habitat.” Greg’s eyes went wide. “I can’t believe it!”

“Look at all that hair,” Carry said. Her soft tits rested on Bigfoot’s shoulder.

“Really guys? I’m a fucking Sasquatch. You never made a big deal about that.”

“Shh, shh.” Mary petted his head. “What is he holding?”

“Hahaha, you tell ‘em Abby Lee Miller. Tell those bitches off!” The Sasquatch rocked around in its chair like a toddler eating lunch.

“It speaks English, “Greg said.

“Incredible.”

Mary said ‘incredible’ with such delight that it pissed off Bigfoot.

He stood up and waked in the room. “Yo, Sasquatch!”

“Err?” It looked up.

“Bigfoot, what the fuck are you doing?” Russel asked.

They followed him in.

“We want to know what this fucker is, right? Well, I am finding out.”

The thing stood up.

“Who are you? What are you doing here. Stay back, back I say!” The Sasquatch got up and hid behind its chair.

“Easy we only want to talk. I’m Bigfoot and they are-”

“Popomuffins, ATTACK!” Sasquatch shouted.

The little fur balls with no faces, or distinguishable features, other than fur, turned and moved toward them.

“Shit.” Bigfoot kicked the first one by his feet.

“ZAAA!” It flew across the cave.

They were only about a foot tall and fast as little fucking rats.

“Ahhh!” Mary screamed. She kicked her legs and they swarmed her body.

Russel kicked and punched but there were too many.

Cary was covered with them. They piled on her up to her delicate tits.

“Oh… God, they tickle!” Bigfoot started laughing. They covered his body and he fell over. Bigfoot rolled on the ground laughing.

They team laughed hysterically.

They laid on the ground covered by the furry aliens.

“Titanicons, secure these prisoners!” Sasquatch shouted.

Did it say prisoners, Bigfoot wondered?

Large hands scooped the team out of the fur ball pile.

∞

Damn, Big foot looked at the huge twenty foot alien Sasquatches that had tied him to the wall.

Five of them secured the prisoners.

Bigfoot wondered how many more there were.

“You’re not a Sasquatch,” Mary shouted.

After seeing these huge monsters, the original Sasquatch was obviously some kind of fake.

“Yes, yes, I am not a Sasquatch. I am a man.” The guy said.

Bigfoot didn’t pay attention. He was looking over at Mary and Carry’s tits. Their arms were strung high overhead and their whip cream filled tits jetted out, heaving with each breath.

“Tony Robbin?” Russel Crowe was astonished. “Everyone thinks you are dead.”

Shit I missed a lot. Bigfoot focused back to the conversation. Okay, he said some shit about shaving these things and gluing their hair on. “Why are you doing this?” Big foot asked.

Everyone looked at him.

“Umm, were you not listening?” Mary asked, “He just said why.”

“Oh yeah, sorry.” Bigfoot thought, fuck this, and went back to looking at the women’s Hollywood tits. Yes, this is better anyways.

He didn’t need a fancy story of why Tony Robbins was up here. Bigfoot

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