Material Girl 2 by Keisha Ervin

Author:Keisha Ervin [Ervin, Keisha]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: cookie429, Extratorrents, Kat
ISBN: 9781601624581
Publisher: Urban Books
Published: 2011-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

Parked on the side of the road, Billie, Tee-Tee, and Dylan sat inside Billie’s car with the radio turned down low. No one had uttered a word until Dylan whispered from the backseat, “I’m hungry.”

“Shhhhhhh, he might hear you,” Billie replied, looking through the lens of a pair of binoculars.

“I see why he left you,” Tee-Tee eyed her. “Now are we gon’ sit inside this car and stalk him all night, or are you gon’ go in there and say something to him like we discussed? ’Cause my booty starting to hurt.”

“That ain’t got shit to do wit’ my seats. Blame that on yo’ husband,” Billie spat.

“Well, can we at least go inside and get some hot wings,” Dylan whined. ‘I’m hungry as hell.”

“Put a cork in it, fatty. Ain’t nobody in here doing nothin’ until I see what’s going on between Knox and that hussy he works with.”

“Explain to me how you go from wanting to apologize to suspecting him of cheating?” Tee-Tee wondered out loud.

“You can never be too sure these days. Every man got a li’l ho in ’em.” Billie looked closer.

“You got that right,” Tee-Tee nodded in agreement.

“Both of you are retarded.” Dylan rolled her eyes, dreaming of eating a burger and fries.

“Code 10! Code 10!” Billie yelled.

“What?” Tee-Tee sat up straight, trying to see what she saw.

“Knox and that tramp are walking out together!”

“Oooooh, I see ’em. What the hell? Is he walking her to her car?” Tee-Tee yelled, taken aback.

“I’ma kick his ass!” Billie threw down the binoculars and swung open the driver-side door.

“Billie, stop! You don’t even know what’s going on!” Dylan protested.

“Oh, yes, I do! His ass is cheating!” Billie jumped out of the car. “And I’m about to do a Lorena Bobbitt on his white ass!”

“We gotta stop her!” Dylan yelled frantically.

“This ho is bipolar as hell!” Tee-Tee opened his door and got out too.

With Dylan being almost eight months pregnant, it took her a little bit longer to make her exit.

“Aha!” Billie wagged her index finger at Knox. “You thought you had me fooled, huh?”

“What the fuck?” Knox spun around, stunned.

“Here I am cryin’ over you and you foolin’ around with this Paris Hilton wannabe?”

“Actually, my idol is Britney . . . bitch,” Jessica spat.

“Are you insane?” Knox screwed up his face.

“No, but you must be! ’Cause if this is what I think this is, then me, the kids, and the dog gon’ be gone! You betta check my credentials! I give you everything you want and everything you need!” Billie morphed into Beyoncé. “Even your friends say I’m a good woman! Now, all I wanna know is why?” She squinted her eyes like Ethel from Sanford and Son.

“Why what and what dog?” Knox said bewildered.

“That’s beside the point!” Billie waved her hand. “Now, explain to me what you’re doing with this bitch!”

“Knox, I’m gonna leave,” Jessica said, putting her key in the door.

“Uh-uh, slut, you ain’t going nowhere!” Billie charged toward her, but Knox blocked her path. “Oh, so

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