Love, Nina by Nina Stibbe

Author:Nina Stibbe
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Published: 2014-04-14T04:00:00+00:00

Rang Amanda for advice.

Me: Will’s swallowed Blu-Tack.

A: So?

Me: Will he be all right?

A: I don’t know.

Me: Should I induce him to vomit?

A: No, that’s for poisons. Better to sluice it down, make him drink some warm milk.

Me: That’d make him vomit.

Discussed it with Will.

Me: Could you vomit it back up?

Will: No, it’s gone down fine.

Me: How big was the Blu-Tack?

Will: About as big as a bean.

Me: What kind of bean?

Will: Baked.

Me: How do you feel now?

Will: Stupid.

Sam was down to two pairs of PJs. Reason: we’ve left a few pairs behind at Great Ormond Street. Plus one pair of bottoms got used in an emergency when “someone” forgot to put the petrol cap back on. They couldn’t go back to being pajama bottoms after being the petrol cap, due to smell—even after three washes. Got him a new pack of two from Woolies, with a Man-in-the-Moon motif (it was either that or a teddy in a nightcap).

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