Lake of the Ozarks by Bill Geist

Author:Bill Geist
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2019-05-07T04:00:00+00:00

Years later I was involved in just such a situation during a family reunion in Indianapolis. We were all staying in a Holiday Inn with a country farm–themed restaurant where waitresses wore old-fashioned blue gingham dresses, old farm implements hung on the walls, that sort of thing.

I went down to the restaurant, where there was a breakfast buffet with a small sign: “No Sharing.” I joined my sister-in-law, Sharon, who’d already been through the buffet line and was sitting in a booth. As we talked, I nibbled on a slice of her bacon.

A white-haired, grandmotherly waitress sidled up to me, bent down, and said softly in my ear: “I seen what youse a-doin’, you little shit-ass.”

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