Flashmans' Lady by George McDonald Fraser

Author:George McDonald Fraser
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: B.O.N.E.R.S.
Published: 1977-01-14T17:08:02+00:00

It's been my experience that however strange or desperate the plight you may find yourself in, if there's nothing else for it, you just get on with the business in hand as though it was the most natural thing in the world. By various quirks of fate I've landed up as an Indian butler, a Crown Prince, a cottonfield slave-driver, a gambling-hell proprietor, and God knows what besides - all occupations from which I'd have run a mile if I'd been able. But I couldn't, so I made the best of 'em, and before I knew it I was fretting about silver polish or court precedent or how we were to get the crop in by November or whether the blackjack dealer was holding out, and almost forgetting that the real world to which I rightly belonged was still out there somewheres. Self-defence, I suppose - but it keeps you sane when by rights you ought to be sinking into madness and despair.

So when they gave me the army of Madagascar to drill and train, I simply shut my mind to the horrors of my situation and went at it like Frederick the Great with a wasp in his pants. I believe it saw me through one of the blackest periods of my life a time so confused, when I look back, that I have difficulty in placing the events of those first few weeks in their proper order, or even making much sense of them. I knew so little then about the place, and that little was so strange and horrid that it left the mind numb. Only gradually did I come to have a clear picture of that savage, mock-civilized country, with its amazing people and customs, and understand my own peculiar station in it, and begin trying to scheme a way out. At first It was just a frightening turmoil, in which I could only do what I had to do, but I'll describe it as best I can, so that you may learn about it as I did, and have the background to the astonishing events that followed.

I had the army, then, to reform and instruct, and if you think that an uncommon responsible job for the newest arrived foreign slave, remember that it was European-modelled, but that they hadn't seen a white instructor in years. There was another good reason, too, for my appointment, but I didn't find out about that until much later. Anyway, there it was, and I'm bound to say the work was as near to being a pleasure as anything could be in that place. For they were absolutely first-class, and as soon as I saw this, when I had the regiments reviewed on the great plain outside the city, I thought to myself, right, my boy, perfection is our ticket. They're good, but there's nothing easier than spending ten hours a day hounding their commanders to make 'em better. And that's what I did.

Fankanonikaka had told me I had a

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