Booky Wook Collection by Russell Brand

Author:Russell Brand
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins

Author’s Note

Dear American reader,

Jolly well done, you have purchased this book in spite of: 1. Its seemingly childish title, and 2. The photo of me on the cover, thus proving that you are: 1. Prepared to take risks, and 2. A sexy, adventurous outsider. Congratulations, you are in for a giddy, wild ride through language, hedonism and amusing despair. Unless you bought the book(y wook) for a relative, and are now perusing it only to ascertain its suitability, or worse still, you are a shoplifter pretending to read before committing your crime.

If either scenario is true, then, be assured, it is suitable for your relative—unless they are crushingly naive or small-minded. And if you are a shoplifter, I’m in no position to complain as I, myself, have stolen many books. I’m not condoning it, I just understand that you must be desperate, and at least you’re stealing a good book(y wook). Good luck.

Now, assuming that all who remain are good, honest consumers, I’d like to thank you. This book is mine, it’s all true, I wrote it, and while I’m proud of the book(y wook), I’m not proud of some of the chaos within. I am an Englishman and, as such, reserve the right to talk, and write, in a manner that may strike you as macabre or bonkers or crackers, nuts or weird; to avoid possible confusion, I have included a glossary so that you can understand what I have written. I only pray you can understand why I wrote it.

Long live the Queen, God Bless America.

Ta ta.

Russell

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