Angel War by Savage Tempest

Author:Savage Tempest
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: urban fantasy humor, gay science fiction, science fiction humorous, gay scifi, scifi comedy
Publisher: Sci-Fi Hunt
Published: 2017-09-08T00:00:00+00:00

Chapter 14: Diamond Wolf Shatters Heaven Communiqué to Gold Fist Awakening

My dear dear dear Gold Fist Awakening.

Even the lush lullabies of the Nile River cannot soothe me the way that news of your latest conquest soothes my tender evil spirit.

I am delighted that you have exchanged your unhealthy fixation of green foliage, beefy Marines, and Pekingese dogs for the warm, loving arms of a good woman.

My, my, my. A human love interest at your advanced age. How sweet...why you sound as giddy as teenage school girl—or school boy—whichever you’re choosing these days. And I am certain that your love interest is as ravenous for you as you are for her (after you lobotomized her lithe spirit and filled her bank coffers full of gold, of course).

Oh, my so old friend, you do us Archangels proud. Though you might want to have several pharmaceutical minions on call with a few truckloads of Viagra—should the need arise—and you don’t.

As far as your concern of a Secundi insurgence... why... that is about as likely as a single white male living in the jungle, teaching himself how to read, and beating up a big ol’ ape without even using sunscreen or a loincloth. And... as for my protégé, Candi Crush... I can dream circles around the poor Secundi.

There is no need for you to fear him. Yet.

Your loving Servant and Subjugator,

Diamond Wolf Shatters Heaven

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