Twisted Fairy Tales: An Extreme Horror Collection by Tim Miller

Author:Tim Miller [Miller, Tim]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: GutWrench Productions
Published: 2016-03-08T05:00:00+00:00

Snow White

and the

Pissed-Off Dwarfs

Chapter 1

"Wait? What?" Alice asked. "Rage?" All of this was starting to cause some serious mental issues for Alice. Just moments ago she was giving birth to a half wolf baby while being chased by a coven of witches. Now she had this mob of midgets surrounding her ready to skin her alive. "You're just a midget."

"Dwarves!" another one yelled. "We're fucking dwarves, you cunt!"

"You're a foul-mouthed little shit is what you are."

"Hey!" A woman called from behind. There was a young blonde walking toward them. She was a petite and pretty girl wearing some kind of summer dress which looked totally out of place in the woods. "What are you doing here? You some whore who came to get gang fucked by my dwarves?"

"What? What the hell is wrong with you people? I just got here. I don't even know where here is! I'm not out to fuck anyone, especially this band of freaks."

"Who you calling freaks, lady?" one of the dwarves yelled. "We're not the ones standing around naked in the middle of the wood!"

Alice looked down having almost forgotten she was naked. It felt like forever since she'd last worn clothing. No wonder this lady thought she was out looking for sex.

"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't even mean to end up here. I'm not out to hurt or fuck anyone. I'm just trying to go home."

"What do you mean you don't know how you got here?" the woman asked.

"Exactly that. I don't know. It's been a crazy past few months. I was home one day and fell through a rabbit hole, and it's been one bizarre experience after another. I just want to go home. And you think you have some clothes I could borrow? Like anything?"

Looking the group up and down, it was doubtful they'd have anything that would even remotely fit. The dwarves looked over at the woman.

"What do you think Snow?" Rage asked.

"I don't know. Maybe she's not a whore." She crossed her arms. "I don't think I have anything that will fit you. Come inside and we'll see what we can find. If I send you off into the woods like that the queen will have you killed for sure."

"Queen?"

"Yes, the Queen. She rules this land and isn't very nice about it. She especially hates other women; especially moderately attractive women who happen to be running around naked. She's been after me for a while. That's why we keep moving. She has a band of huntsmen out looking for me at all hours."

"Why?"

"Jealousy, I guess."

"She's a queen? Why is she jealous?"

"Jesus lady, you ask enough fucking questions?" Snow said. "I don't know. I'm not the bitch's mom ok? She's a bitter, crusty hag who hates cute girls. That's all there is to it. She burns us at the stake. I've seen it. It's not pretty, and it stinks."

"Wow."

"Yeah, wow. So let's come inside so I can get you some clothes. Oh, and I'm Snow White."

"Hi. I'm Alice."

They went into the cabin where Snow White dug through and found a large men's shirt and some boots.

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