The Seed Collectors by Scarlett Thomas

Author:Scarlett Thomas
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Canongate Books

‘And some fucking cunt doing sidestroke. Who does sidestroke nowadays? With plastic bags occasionally falling out of his pockets. And three fat women wearing fat women’s perfume which, as you probably know, can travel a hell of a long way in a swimming pool. Just because you are in the water does not mean you no longer smell of anything. And then the porno children. Don’t look at me like that. You’ve clearly never seen rhinestones on a four-year-old’s bikini before. Maybe they don’t do that kind of thing at the golf club. It’s no wonder they ban photography. I mean, with only a camera and an internet connection you could set up quite a profitable child porn site without actually doing anything that illegal or really even going very far out of your way. OK. You’re not saying anything again. What?’

‘Shut up and pass me the roasting tin.’

‘I’m having déjà vu . . .’

‘Whatever. Can you just . . .’

‘Yes. Here.’ It’s the right tin. Ten points and a gold star! But . . .

‘OK. I am not going to nag . . . I said I wouldn’t nag.’

‘Wouldn’t dream of it, I know.’

‘But, well, pudding . . . ?’

‘I’m on it.’

‘Are you sure?’

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