The Locker Room by Meghan Quinn

Author:Meghan Quinn [Quinn, Meghan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-06-19T18:30:00+00:00

Chapter Twenty

EMORY

Knox: What’s your schedule?

Emory: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday I have off . . . all perfect date nights.

Knox: Do I hear a sense of excitement in your . . . typing?

Emory: Maybe.

Knox: That’s cute, babe.

Emory: What did you expect, for me to be dragging my feet?

Knox: Yes, I love forcing my women to go out with me.

Emory: How many women?

Knox: Ten a month. I can’t handle any more than that. You’re number nine.

Emory: Only ten, pish, child’s play. Try fifteen. Ever wonder why I don’t see you as much, it’s because you’re number twelve on my list.

Knox: If I didn’t know we were casually exclusive switching to seriously exclusive, I’d be worried. Those skirts attract men like flies to shit.

Emory: Flies to shit? How pleasant.

Knox: Texas, babe. I grew up with lots of horse shit and flies.

Emory: What a beautiful childhood you must have had.

Knox: Nothing beats scooping shit into wheelbarrows for cash.

Emory: I bet you looked hot doing it.

Knox: A skinny twelve-year-old me. Super hot.

Emory: Eh, no thank you. I only like you because of your muscles.

Knox: My dick will eclipse that thought once you get to know him.

Emory: Which will be never at this rate.

Knox: Mentally we’ve fucked at least two hundred times by now in my head.

Emory: Yeah? Tell me some of the things we’ve done.

Knox: Nice try, Satan’s mistress. Fuck that. I’m not getting hard over text messages. No fucking thank you.

Emory: It will be fun, come on.

Knox: Nope. Not happening. I have a date to plan.

Emory: You’re not like the average guy. Anyone else would have jumped on the invitation to sext with me.

Knox: I’m not average, babe. In any way. Plan to be wooed Friday night, think you can handle it?

Emory: Easy. I’m just wondering if you’ll be able to handle the dress I’m planning to wear.

Knox: Bring it, Ealson.

Emory: Get ready to take a trip to Boner Town.

Knox: Erection City, here I come, I just booked a one-way trip.

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