Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator by Karina Fabian

Author:Karina Fabian
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Karina Fabian, zombieland, humorous, Zombie Exterminator, horror, zombie, chainsaw, The Zombie Cookbook, Neeta Lyffe, Damnation Books, zombies, reality show, comedy, futuristic
ISBN: 9781615722723
Publisher: Damnation Books
Published: 2010-12-01T08:00:00+00:00

Jake wrapped Lacey’s arm over his shoulder, and together they ran toward the van, with Greg following to protect them. Karl already had the cage moving. Boris and Spud took positions between them and the zombies and waited.

“Wait until they make a move,” Boris warned. “Our goal tonight is to get the goods and get out. Everything else is gravy.”

A zombie with a tremendous belly jerked his head up. Its head twisted clockwise as it took in Spud and Boris, the cage, then Lacey and Jake. It held up a flabby arm, one finger pointing.

“Gra-vy,” it groaned, and the entire horde started toward the fleeing duo.

Boris swore. “Covering fire! Measured bursts. I’ll get in the cab. Start her up. You cover Karl and the cage.”

“How many—”

“Don’t count. Just shoot!”

Spud let loose on the large zombie, who seemed to be the leader. As it went up in flames, the rest simply parted around him.

He heard the van door slam, and the engine start.

Boris grabbed a grenade from his belt, an actual pineapple-style grenade. He pulled the pin, counted “one-two” and threw it.

A loud boom and a flash of light came from the center of the zombies, followed by the meaty slap of flesh hitting the pavement.

The swarm stopped, turned inward and as one, began to pounce on the victims, ripping and feasting on their flayed bodies.

Spud swallowed hard.

“Truck, now,” Boris shouted.

Boris dashed into the cab. Spud closed the distance between him and Karl. The older exterminator had driven the cage onto the elevator ramp and had clipped the restraining straps into place. He started it rising as Spud sprayed fire on one zombie that broke from the feeding frenzy.

“You, in back. No time!” Karl didn’t wait, but jumped into the back himself. He looked back long enough to make sure Spud had followed him in and then pounded on the wall.

The acceleration made Spud stagger. He slammed into the Plexiglas cage.

A zombie flung itself toward him, smacking the other side of the wall, mouth open in a savage but soundless scream.

Spud’s scream echoed in the trailer as he flung himself backward, falling on his behind and scrambling back, crablike. If he hadn’t lost his grip on the flamethrower, he would have set it off on the cage.

Karl laughed. He operated the controls, and the cage moved forward into the truck. He slipped between the cage and a wall, banging on the glass as he did, and reached out of the moving truck to pull the doors closed. Then he returned to sit by Spud’s side.

“Seventy-five thousand dollars, there. Thirty-five for business. Ten for each of us. Good night’s work. Lacey, you okay?” He directed the last into his headset.

Lacey, her voice high and tight, answered. “I pulled something in my leg, and I think I broke my wrist. I don’t know which hurts worse.” She swore.

“Lacey,” Boris’ voice came over the line, calm but firm. “I know you’re hurting, but we’ve got to tell the police.”

“I know. I called Monica on the radio.

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