Limericks & Humorous Verse
epub |eng | 2019-04-14 | Author:Wilhelm Busch [Wilhelm Busch]

Translator’s Note First published in 1865, the same year in which Lewis Carroll produced Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Wilhelm Busch’s Max und Moritz needs little introduction to German-speaking readers. The ...
( Category: Short Stories April 5,2020 )
epub |eng | 2018-02-23 | Author:Lord Birthday

Spy is sad. Spy gets phone call. Boss says, “Spy, we need you.” Spy goes to Morocco. Spy rides motorcycle through crowded market. Spy punches people in hats. Spy finds ...
( Category: Absurdist March 30,2020 )
epub |eng | | Author:Judith Viorst

* * * * * * STRIKING BACK When a husband tells a wife Stop screaming at the children And he isn’t crazy about the drapes And why doesn’t she ...
( Category: Parenting & Families March 29,2020 )
epub |eng | 2020-03-16 | Author:Lord Birthday

Castles Living in a castle is a tremendous honor of Heaven. The servants. The curtains. Noticing that the servants are making love in the curtains. Stripping down to your undies. ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse March 27,2020 )
epub |eng | 2010-10-05 | Author:Judith Viorst

Thinking About Great Sex Entwined on the backseat of his old Ford, Virginity respected—though deplored, We 1950s girls knew how to play Everything But . but never All The Way. ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse March 26,2020 )
epub |eng | | Author:Suzanne Weber

I Won’t Dance . Don’t Ask Me These “Mommy and Me ” classes? The ones that you signed us up for? ’Cause you felt like it was something we needed ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse March 22,2020 )
epub |eng | | Author:Judith Viorst

( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse March 22,2020 )
epub |eng | 2014-03-21 | Author:Stephin Merritt

LI Please, no Chinese water torture! I confess it freely: One li is, like, .3 miles; a mile is roughly three li. LO Lo and behold! The universe is all ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse March 22,2020 )
epub |eng | 2013-09-02 | Author:Ellen Goldberg [GOLDBERG, ELLEN]

WHOOSH! I think that I am jet propelled, I’ve so much gas inside. Why, you could harness what I’ve got, and you’d have quite a ride. No matter what I ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse March 20,2020 )
epub |eng | 2014-10-21 | Author:Judith Viorst

Eight Basic Facts about Memory The fact that people don’t stop you when you ask them to stop you if you’ve told them this story Doesn’t mean that you haven’t ...
( Category: Parenting & Families March 19,2020 )
epub |eng | 2016-03-14 | Author:Jennifer McCartney

Angel met a violent fate In a pet cemetery she resides Sox was into baseball Loved to toss that old cowhide Peanut was a gentle soul She liked her people ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse March 15,2020 )
epub |eng | | Author:Judith Viorst

Open House Everyone is coming to our party, Everyone, that is, except the Stones, Who stopped being the Stones when she started saying that the trouble with America was the ...
( Category: Women Authors March 13,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-08-07 | Author:Heinrich Hoffmann [Hoffmann, Heinrich]

( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse March 10,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-10-02 | Author:Jason Hazeley

Donald likes to make terrible things nearly happen, and then stop them at the last minute. That way he can say he stopped a terrible thing from happening. It is ...
( Category: Presidents & Heads of State March 1,2020 )
epub |eng | | Author:Michael Palin

An arm-wrestling vicar from Looe Invited some friends to a do. Dressed only in shorts, He taught them some sports They thought very few vicars knew. A young discus-thrower called ...
( Category: European January 18,2020 )