Welcome to My Crazy Life by Joshua Seigal

Author:Joshua Seigal
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781472972712
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Published: 2019-02-15T00:00:00+00:00

Catastrophe

I am a cat.

I’m proud to be a cat.

Why is it, then, that humans

use me as an insult?

For example, when a human

stammers and stumbles

over their words, they say

I’ve ‘got their tongue’.

And when a naughty little human

peeks over another little human’s

shoulder, during a spelling test,

they get called a ‘copy-cat’.

And what about this –

when a human shrieks

at the sight of a mouse,

they get called a ‘scaredy-cat’.

Cats are not cowards!

Cats are fearless and loyal!

I wish these humans would stop

being so... dogmatic.

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