Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said by Dan Caddy

Author:Dan Caddy
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2015-05-05T16:00:00+00:00

“HEY!

YOU

WITH

THE

FACE!”

DRILL SERGEANTS WANT YOU TO HAVE SITUATIONAL AWARENESS . . .

“YOU PRIVATES

ARE SO CLUELESS

YOU WOULDN’T

NOTICE A GIANT

PURPLE DINOSAUR

CLIMBING OUT OF

MY ASS.”

YOUR DRILL SERGEANT HAS PLENTY OF RULES TO LIVE BY . . .

“REMEMBER,

PRIVATES,

THAT THERE IS

ONLY ONE RULE

THAT YOU SHOULD

FOLLOW NO MATTER

THE SITUATION:

IF IT DON’T

SMELL RIGHT,

DON’T EAT IT.”

DRILL SERGEANTS CAN HELP YOU IMPROVE YOUR VOCABULARY . . .

“IF YOU ARE

LOOKING FOR

SYMPATHY, YOU

CAN FIND IT IN

THE DICTIONARY

BETWEEN ‘SHIT’

AND ‘SYPHILIS,’

WHERE IT

BELONGS.”

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