Alphabet Soup: Horror Stories for the Tormented Soul by Tobias Wade

Author:Tobias Wade [Wade, Tobias]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781980646471
Amazon: 1980646473
Publisher: Independently published
Published: 2018-03-24T00:00:00+00:00

It reaches a withered hand back to him.

R is for Romance

Mikey Knutson

It all started at a bar.

That's where I met the woman that changed my life. Typical, right?

Average looking guy in his 20s goes out drinking with his buddies and picks up some strange. Almost every bro-movie and frat party story has been based off of that premise. It's not factual, of course. It doesn't actually happen that way. The fact of the matter is most women don't want to be hit on when they go out. One could go so far as to say they even despise when arrogant men swing their dicks around all night trying to see who can throw theirs the hardest. Have you ever wondered why ladies enjoy going to gay bars? That's why.

Despite the odds being stacked against any breathing thing with a penis, hook-ups still do happen on occasion. Maybe the girl is going through a rough break-up and needs a rebound. That woman over there hasn't been fucked in two years and is simply too shy to approach a guy about having casual sex. Another one might just like to fuck as many guys as she can. She gets bored with the same guy and his same bedroom routine that gives him a false sense of pride. She craves adventure like an Everest climber craves warmth.

I found one of those.

Out of the blue, a friend that I hadn't heard from in years shot me a message over social media . He asked me to come out with him on the Saturday following New Year's Day. I obliged. We exchanged numbers and that was that. I didn't hear from him for another week and presumed that he had forgotten about me. It didn't seem too far-fetched given that the last time I talked to him we had a different president.

Saturday came and went without a peep from him. I had all but forgotten our plans until I received a text at 10pm sharp:

Meet you at Riverwood in 20.

Strange. A little vague, but I had nothing else going on, and it was Saturday. Why not at least get a few drinks in me?

I responded in the affirmative, threw on a shirt that didn't smell, and drove down the street to the bar.

My friend was waiting outside the bar for me, which was a bit odd given the frigid northeast Ohio weather during that time of year. Most people avoid the outdoors like a divorced aunt with an alcohol problem.

“Chris! What's up, man?” The short, ginger-bearded man called as he walked towards me. I could tell that his beard was hiding a newly formed double chin.

“Looking a little heavy there, aren't ya?” I teased, going in for a hug. “Drinks on you? Clearly you've got enough money to spend on food...or is that just desserts?”

We shared a laugh and a couple of hard back pats as we walked inside the bar.

There she was. Stunning. Short brown hair with a few strands of blonde. Light brown skin.

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