The Recovering Sorority Girls' Guide to a Year's Worth of Perfect Parties by Kristina "Morgan" Rose

Author:Kristina "Morgan" Rose [Smallwood & Stewart]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 0-7407-5040-2
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2005-03-15T00:00:00+00:00

Have we said tequila yet? You don’t have to be Mexican to be glad Mexico is free! Think of how their advancements in all-inclusive resorts and swim-up bar technology might have been delayed had Mexico not achieved independence. Cinco de Mayo marks the victory of the Mexican Army over the French at the Battle of Puebla, demonstrating to the world that Mexico and all of Latin America were willing to defend themselves against foreign intervention. In addition to yet another great opportunity to celebrate the defeat of the personal hygiene–challenged French, Cinco de Mayo is a great party!

This party invites you to step into a Jose Cuervo ad campaign and shake your bonbon to some great MTV en Español tunes. Much like St. Patrick’s Day when everyone is Irish, on Cinco de Mayo, everyone in North America truly is Mexican. Even you Texans—come on, admit it!

Some of you may have acquired a fear of tequila through a spring break incident, your twenty-first birthday party, or some other similar event. Now is the time for you to face this fear. We would never, ever hurt you. So trust us, and turn up the Telemundo.

DECORATIONS

30 paper or plastic plates in red, green, or white

40 napkins in red, green, or white

30 sets of plastic cutlery

40 plastic cups in red, green, or white

3 small piñatas

Your old Mexican blanket

8 hand-painted Mexican tiles (check the local Dollar Store)

3 strands of 100 white Christmas tree lights per 1,500 square feet of party space

10 small silver gift bags

Three 1-pound bags of craft sand

2 soccer schedules

10 plain votive holders, shatterproof glass or plastic preferred

10 plain white votive candles

Several empty tequila bottles of varying size

Tin-punch stencil

Small utility knife

1 hole punch (or several scrapbooking hole punches in various shapes)

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