The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed by The Onion Staff

Author:The Onion Staff
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Humor.Fiction
ISBN: 9781594745447
Publisher: Quirk Books
Published: 2011-10-01T00:00:00+00:00

NEWS IN BRIEF

Fall Internship Pays Off With Coveted Winter Internship

NEW YORK—New York University student Dave Werner announced Monday that he has successfully parlayed an unpaid fall internship at the magazine GQ into a long-sought-after unpaid winter internship at the ESPN network. “After three months spent fetching coffee and making copies, all my hard work has finally paid off,” the 21-year-old communications major said as he dropped off executive assistant Matt Sullivan’s dry cleaning at a local laundromat. “These days, I’m totally in charge of taking lunch orders, and some of the people I work with already sort of know my name. What an invaluable experience.” Werner added that his main goal is to use his connections at ESPN to secure a highly desirable spring internship that could possibly offer school credit and a modest travel stipend.

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