The Monster Maintenance Manual by Peter Macinnis

Author:Peter Macinnis
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
Published: 2016-07-14T04:00:00+00:00

Lurking in ordinary garden hoses and in nylon fire hoses, these worms are harmless so long as they keep swimming when water is passing through the hose. If they stop swimming, they are washed along and become jammed in the nozzle, and sometimes make the hose burst. To check a hose for hose worms, connect it, turn on the water supply, and feel the hose for the telltale vibrations of the swimming hose worms.

Hose worms never come into the house, except when you take a hose in there, so they are hardly ever a problem. If you have a spaghetti infestation, sometimes the spaghetti will try to shelter in the hose, and be eaten by the hose worms. This diet can make the hose worms fat and lazy.

Fat lazy hose worms are a problem, because they don’t swim fast enough, and they end up blocking the nozzle. Then again, if they hadn’t eaten the spaghetti, then the hose would still have been blocked, so try to manage the spaghetti numbers yourself, and there will be no problems. Eat more spaghetti!

There was once a giant breed of hollow hose worms in the deserts of Western Australia. Once the nose ghouls found that you could glue these worms together to make water pipelines, they became rare, and the nose ghouls became very rich for a short while. If giant hose worms still exist, they are very good at hiding.

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