The Blinding Light by Renae Kaye

Author:Renae Kaye [Kaye, Renae]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Published: 2014-07-13T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 12

IT TURNED out to be shopping at the pet and gardening supply store on South Street. Patrick called a taxi to take us there, and then asked the driver to return to pick us up forty minutes later. He climbed out of the taxi with Gregor’s harness in one hand and took my elbow.

“Lead on, Oh Great One,” he mocked me. He wanted to play, did he? I was the expert in playing.

“Lead on? To where? I can see a large water feature over there that you might be interested in making a personal acquaintance with,” I teased.

His answering smile was radiant and just a little bit naughty. “Don’t despair. I’ll let you get me all wet in the shower later. There’s no need to be tripping me into a pond to get me to strip off naked.”

Fuck. “For God’s sake, Patrick,” I whispered furiously in his direction. “A little decorum, please? You say things like that in public and they’ll be pointing and laughing at the stiffy I just struck.”

The bastard was not repentant.

It turned out to be a fun trip. We found food for Gregor—extra-large, twenty-five kilo sacks that I hoisted into our rickety trolley, as well as worming tablets and some treatment for fleas. Patrick spent ages touching all the dog toys and making them squeak and rattle, much to my embarrassment. At one stage he picked up a toy and ran his fingers all over it before turning to me and asking, “Jake, what’s this?”

I rolled my eyes. “It’s a dildo. What the hell do you think it is? We’re in a bloody pet store.”

“Idiot. I mean what’s the shape meant to be? This one’s a doggie bone, and this one’s shaped like a meat steak. So what’s this?”

“It’s a sausage.”

“Oh. You’re right. It would work better as a dildo.”

I choked on my tongue, but that didn’t stop him, and the sexual innuendos began falling thick and fast while I ground my teeth and kept silent.

“Ooh. I like this dog collar. Would it fit you, do you think?

“Do you think I’d be arrested if I gave my dog a boner?

“What color are these? I think I have a serious case of blue balls over here.

“Jake, come here and feel this hairy snake.

“Look! Two fluffy balls!

“What the hell is this? It feels like a whip with a feather on the end of it.”

In exasperation I snatched the cat toy off him.

“It’s a feather you dangle for a cat to play with,” I growled.

His eyebrows went up. “I like things that dangle too. Do I get to play?”

The man is going to drive me insane!

Of course there were the blind jokes too.

“Fish. I think I should get some fish, don’t you think, Jake? Every blind man should have some fish to watch. Oh, wait…. Never mind.

“This stuff smells better than what I get from the shop. You should just chuck a couple of these in the biscuit tin and I’ll never know the difference!

“They have snakes for sale here? Cool! Can you take me? I always wanted to see one.

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