Romeo: A Payne Brothers Romance by Frost Sosie

Author:Frost, Sosie
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-10-05T16:00:00+00:00

10

Lady

The worst part about falling in love was losing the man of my dreams to his farm’s alpaca.

This wasn’t possible.

First, I was blitzed in a torrent of emotions, unwavering desires, and stark fantasies utterly redefined within his arms.

Then, a body-consuming, soul-rendering, mind-melting orgasm had decimated my control and nearly lost me within an oblivion of confusion and ecstasy and absolute inhibition.

And now this…

An alpaca hell-bent on destroying our perfect moment via murder and mayhem.

I didn’t know if the animal had the worst timing or the best. Either way, her desire for blood and quest to rend the flesh from our bones was a total mood killer.

Just my luck.

In one breathtaking moment, everything had changed. But we had no time to recover from the terrifying intimacy that had nearly suffocated us in our shameless pleasure.

For the first time, I thought to myself…

Screw it.

What words could I possibly say to apologize for my behavior? Nothing would sound as genuine as when I’d beg Quint to pleasure me once more. I longed to dive into his arms, give myself to this amazing man, and damn every consequence until I was certain I had taken my fill and experienced all that life had to offer.

But first, we had to make it out of the barn alive.

“She can climb?” My voice echoed too loudly, even though I’d just moaned Quint’s name moments before. “Did you know she could climb?”

Quint rubbed his face, dragging his lips along the back of his wrist.

Dear God. That was embarrassing.

Sexy, but thoroughly embarrassing.

He shrugged. “She didn’t exactly come with an owner’s manual.”

“They live in mountainous areas, right?”

He studied the beast, attempting to dissuade her from her awkward, shambling climb up the ladder. “I have no idea. This one lives in our garage.”

I peeked over the edge. Alicia snorted, her nostrils flaring.

How sharp were alpaca teeth? I didn’t want to find out.

I searched for a weapon, but the loft contained only hay. Everywhere. On my dress. Under my dress.

…Stuck in more sensitive locations.

“Has this ever happened before?” I asked.

Quint grunted. “You mean, has this fucking bag of bones ever tried to murder me before? Yeah. Every goddamned day. She’s a psychopath, and she’s got it out for me.”

“Do you have a…procedure to corral her?”

“Are you kidding? We’ve been throwing peanut butter into the pastures to keep her busy so we can plant in the fields. When the jar runs out, we run home.”

“You’ve gotta be kidding me.”

“Still want that tour of the farm?” He grinned. “We’ve got a deaf pig who ruts everything in his path, a blind rooster who hedges his bets and crows all day and night, a three-legged goat who takes great pleasure in shitting in your shoes, a hen who has never laid an egg but still pecks your ankles if you get too close to her nest, and the world’s oldest horse.” He shrugged. “At least, I think the horse is still alive. He doesn’t move much. That makes him the best behaved out of everybody on the farm, me included.

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