My Weirder-est School #2 by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2019-04-01T16:00:00+00:00

We grabbed an empty table in the vomitorium. Everybody had a sandwich, except for Ryan. He had a wichsand. It’s a reverse sandwich: bread on the inside and meat on the outside. Ryan is weird.

“I feel sad about Mrs. Yonkers getting fired,” said Andrea as we sat down. “She was a good computer teacher.”

“She was a nice lady too,” said Emily.

“That math lesson with Miss Porter was a snooze,” I said.

“Yeah, I thought it was going to be a fun teacher,” said Michael.

“Well, it can’t be fun all the time,” Alexia explained. “It has to do some teaching too.”

“Yeah,” said Neil. “It did tell us it was going to be just like a regular teacher.”

“I still think Miss Porter is cool,” said Ryan. “I’d rather have a personal digital assistant than a human teacher.”

“Not me,” said Michael. “I’d rather have a real teacher.”

“Me too,” said Neil.

“Me three,” said Emily.

“Me four,” I said. “I don’t like Miss Porter anymore. I can’t wait until Mr. Cooper comes back.”

At that moment, a voice said, “MR. COOPER WILL BE BACK NEXT MONDAY.”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!” we all shouted.

“Who’s that?” I asked, looking all around.

“IT’S ME, MISS PORTER,” said the voice.

Miss Porter appeared in front of us, just like it did in our classroom.

“You can move around from room to room?” asked Andrea.

“SURE,” Miss Porter explained. “AS LONG AS THE ROOM HAS A WI-FI CONNECTION.”

Miss Porter walked around our table, looking at our plates.

“IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE EATING FOR LUNCH?” it asked as it passed by Neil. “YOU SHOULD BE EATING MORE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.”

“I usually have carrots,” Neil said, “but my mom didn’t give me any today.”

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