Adventures in Poetry by Mary L. Kienholz

Author:Mary L. Kienholz [Kienholz, M.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781450230360
Publisher: iUniverse
Published: 2010-07-14T04:00:00+00:00

My husband is an outdoor sport

But not an indoor one,

For all his ducks are mine to pluck

While hubby cleans his gun.

3. The Real Thing

A guy will dye or rug his pate

And gals will bleach and depilate,

Or bob their noses, lift their faces,

Straighten teeth with fitted braces,

Pad their breasts or liposuck,

Shape their navels, tummy tuck.

I prefer the good old days

Of powdered wigs and corset stays.

4. Falsies

The lady was chided by critics

Who said that her voice was flat

So she learned to sing in falsetto

To silence the yatatayat.

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