Emergency! by Mark Brown MD

Author:Mark Brown, MD [Brown, Mark M.D.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-307-82959-7
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Published: 2013-04-09T16:00:00+00:00

DOGGIE-STYLE

I am the nurse in triage, screening the cases as they come in to determine their level of severity. A tall gentleman comes in and tells me he has a problem. It’s August, about ninety-two degrees outside, and he has on an overcoat. When I ask what the problem is, he replies, “It’s personal. I have to show you.”

I take him behind a screen, where he opens his overcoat. He is naked underneath, except for his penis. On this man’s penis is a dog. A live toy poodle. His penis is in the dog’s butt. His problem is that he can’t get it off. The dog’s anal sphincter is serving as a cock ring, trapping the blood in the man’s penis and causing it to swell grotesquely within the dog’s body. The dog is whimpering and gasping. I go back and tell the resident. He looks tired. He’s seen everything in the Emergency Department rotation. He gives the dog a muscle relaxant and pries it off. The dog is already in shock and soon dies.

I would have suggested a different way to cut the dog free. I think the wrong animal died.

CARMEN DIAZ, R.N.

Brandon, Florida

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