Jokes & Riddles
epub |eng | 2019-12-02 | Author:Jef Aldrich & Jon Taylor

Did you hear about the wizard who accidentally cast Silence on his wife? She isn’t talking to him. What do you tell a wizard who constantly tries to magically unlock ...
( Category: United States March 17,2020 )
epub |eng | 2017-09-04 | Author:Jackie Martling [Martling, Jackie]

1990 The Channel 9 Show The Channel 9 show, the first regularly televised attempt at television by The Howard Stern Show, accounted for two of the craziest and most creative ...
( Category: United States March 16,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-10-10 | Author:Sid Finch

It was a whisk he was willing to take. A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a packet of nuts. "That'll be nine-fifty," says ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 14,2020 )
epub |eng | | Author:Reader's Digest

A month after Donald MacDonald started at Harvard, his mother called from Scotland. “And how are the American students, Donald?” she asked. “They’re so noisy,” he complained. “One neighbor endlessly ...
( Category: United States March 13,2020 )
epub |eng | | Author:Evan C. Thomas [Thomas, Evan C.]

( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 13,2020 )
epub |eng | 2015-05-12 | Author:Cormac O'Brien

You can get a drink out of a coconut. Why did the Irish king leave his castle and go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned. My mother used ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 12,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-10-24 | Author:Swerling & Lazar

What’s the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels. What does even the most careful person overlook? Their nose. Where should an 800-pound alien go? On ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 11,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-01-14 | Author:Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar

A milkshake. How do you toast a sheep? “Here’s to ewe!” Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat. What do you call a robot ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay March 11,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-01-15 | Author:Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar

He wanted to unwind. How do you make a witch itch? You take away the W. Why are riddles like pencils? They’re useless unless they’ve got a point. Did you ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay March 6,2020 )
epub |eng | 2014-01-08 | Author:Carruthers, Elliot [Carruthers, Elliot]

Jun 30 GARGANTUAN (gar-gan-chew-wan) huge; giant; massive and large. Remember: GARAGE for big things. Question: A sailor shows you where his navel is. He is standing on a submarine. How ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay March 2,2020 )
epub |eng | 2009-07-15 | Author:Mae B. Fired

Up in Smoke TARGET: Everyone who uses the restroom Baby powder, paper This trick only works for offices that have an automatic hand drier in the restroom. When you get ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 1,2020 )
epub |eng | | Author:William Codpiece Thwackery

It seemed to Elizabeth that she had barely closed her eyes at all when the sun began creeping in at the window, like a burglar with nice warm hands. Sighing, ...
( Category: Parodies February 20,2020 )
azw3, mobi, epub |eng | 2006-09-20 | Author:Jimmy Carr & Lucy Greeves

I’m not a breast man. I’m a breast person.—John Wilson And a joke is still a fairly blunt instrument of communication. It’s functional, to the point; it requires very little ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles January 11,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-11-29 | Author:Jimmy Niro

Santa really only has two reindeer: Rudolph and Olive, the other reindeer. Q: What do you call an elf when she wins the lottery? A: Welfy. Q: What do reindeer ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles November 30,2019 )
epub |eng | 2019-09-07 | Author:Jimmy Niro

My dad and I were driving the car when we passed a sign for something called the Peanut Museum. “Hey, Dad, do you want to stop there and have a ...
( Category: Fatherhood September 8,2019 )