Dad Jokes Holiday Edition by Jimmy Niro

Dad Jokes Holiday Edition by Jimmy Niro

Author:Jimmy Niro
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Published: 2019-11-29T16:00:00+00:00


Santa really only has two reindeer: Rudolph and Olive, the other reindeer.

Q: What do you call an elf when she wins the lottery?

A: Welfy.

Q: What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?

A: Hornaments.

Flying in a sleigh sounds scary. I bet Santa just has to hold on for deer life.

“Dad, did you know that Santa and his reindeer are coming tonight?”

“Yeah, I herd.”

Q: Why didn’t Santa enroll his reindeer in public school?

A: They were elf-taught.

Q: What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?

A: Anything you like; he can’t hear you!



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