Zeus is Dead by Michael G. Munz

Author:Michael G. Munz [Munz, Michael G.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Booktrope Editions
Published: 2014-06-15T16:00:00+00:00

One of Dionysus’s first acts after the Return was to openly declare himself the true founder of Las Vegas. (His very first act was to make it rain beer over every in-progress Major League Baseball game, which swiftly resulted in the games being called on account of loss of concession revenue.) Very soon thereafter, he raised up his own hotel and casino, the Dionysian, and declared it his official off-Olympus abode.

Dionysus built it on the site of Caesar’s Palace, which he had demolished. In a press conference given moments before the old structure’s implosion, the god explained that not only was it the perfect spot for the Dionysian, but he wouldn’t stand for a similarly classically- themed major casino so close to his own. Furthermore, he’d never thought a place so fabulous should bear the name “Caesar” anyway, as, quote, “Augustus was a prude, and Julius got his dumb ass stabbed.”

Caesar’s descendants could not be reached for comment.

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