WTF? Work by Gregory Bergman & Jodi Miller
Author:Gregory Bergman & Jodi Miller
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: ebook, book
Publisher: Adams Media, Inc.
Published: 2010-07-15T00:00:00+00:00
53. The Security Guard Catches You Screwing on Tape
After months of flirtation, you finally have your sexy coworker right where you want her—on your dick. Who would have known that working late on a project could be so much fun? But the next day you find yourself screwed again— and not in a good way. Turns out that the copies you made of her ass on the copy machine aren’t the only evidence of that wild night—there’s a friggin’ tape, and the security guy has got it.
The WTF Approach to Getting Back Your F*#!-ing Sex Tape
OPTION #1: Tell Him to Fuck Off
Hey, if you’re a single guy and your boss is a cool dude then the security guy has nothing on you. Who cares if he has a tape of your flabby ass porking some broad on the boardroom table? Tell him to enjoy the tape because that’s about as close as a fat loser like him will ever get to a nice piece of ass.
OPTION #2: Give in to His Demands
Give the security prick what he wants if he’s got you by the balls. You don’t want him sending the tape to your girlfriend. Nor do you want your uptight boss to find out your unique definition of “overtime.” Pay the schmuck and be done with it.
OPTION #3: Flip the Switch
Agree to pay the security pig but stall him for a few days by telling him that you are waiting for a check to clear. Meanwhile, tell your coworker what is going on and devise a plan to destroy him. Have her come in late one night in a trench coat and nothing else and seduce him while you hide and get it on tape with your camcorder. Now you are in a position to blackmail him. Even better, you are in a position to blackmail them both.
for the ladies .
Hot! Burn copies and sell that shit!
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