Why Is My Mother Getting a Tattoo? by Jancee Dunn

Author:Jancee Dunn [Dunn, Jancee]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-345-51528-5
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Published: 2009-06-22T16:00:00+00:00

JULIE: Well, I know why I’m not. My mom was just visiting for three nights. It’s always chaotic. There were whirlwinds of stuff everywhere, and for every minute, she has a new glass on the table. And she wears this lipstick that doesn’t come off, ever—like, she wakes up in the morning and has lipstick on. But it does come off on my glasses. So I have to scrub the glass before I put it in the dishwasher so I don’t see my mother’s lip print every time I have a drink.

I’m going to start right off the bat here with my morning pet peeve, which is people who say “What part of no don’t you understand?”

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