WELCOME TO HORNEYTOWN NORTH CAROLINA POPULATION: 15 by Quentin Parker

WELCOME TO HORNEYTOWN NORTH CAROLINA POPULATION: 15 by Quentin Parker

Author:Quentin Parker
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: epub, ebook
Publisher: Adams Media, Inc.
Published: 2010-07-15T00:00:00+00:00


HELL, MICHIGAN

Satan sucks. His kingdom is, like, underground somewhere and hot all the time and, in general, a pain in the ass. Who'd want to go there? Besides, you can find Hell closer to home. It's in Michigan.

The story goes that a workaholic and his shrewish wife helped put Hell on the map. George Reeves spent so much time at his mill and at his whiskey still that, when asked for his location, his wife would say that George had gone to Hell. The name stuck and became official in 1841.

The folks in Hell have a pretty good sense of humor, despite living in the middle of, well, Hell. Local stores allow you to buy “stuff from Hell,” including T-shirts and baseball caps, as well as “Special Gift Baskets from Hell.” Save ‘em up and give ‘em to ex-girlfriends!

WHERE THE HELL IS IT?

Hell, Michigan, is about sixty miles from Detroit, the actual site of Hell on Earth.

HOW THE HELL DID IT GET ITS NAME?

Supposedly, when folks from the state came around to ask town founder George Reeves what to call his town he told them they could call it Hell for all he cared. In truth, the state thought Hell was softer than Reeves's actual response: Fuck Off.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT?

Folks in Hell bank on selling souvenirs with their town's beloved name emblazoned thereon. Oh, and Satan sucks.



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