Uncle Shawn and Bill and the Not One Tiny Bit Lovey-Dovey Moon Adventure by A. L. Kennedy

Author:A. L. Kennedy [Kennedy, A.L.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781406389951
Publisher: Walker Books
Published: 2019-06-05T16:00:00+00:00

“We’ve searched everywhere, Sylv. We can check again – the Speshul Cocoa is keeping the silly, fat badger sound asleep and the llamas are busy being stupid outside. I won’t let them back in. I’ll say that the fresh air is good for them and they make too much of a mess in the kitchen – which they do, the hairy beasts.”

As we know, Miranda was as messy as a football pitch after three weeks of rain, sixteen matches and a horse race, so she had a cheek saying that anyone else was messy.

“It’s Mr Pearlyclaws to you.” Pearlyclaws chuckled like a swamp clogged with wickedness and walked over to his extra-large banjo case. “And even if we can’t find the treasure, we have the rest of our plan…” He flipped back the lid and – Aaaah! – revealed the giant pair of scissors!

When she saw them Miranda clapped her dirty paws together and shouted, “Oh yes! Llama nose jewellery! It’s the latest thing. All you need is a few llama noses. And all you need to get llama noses is a big pair of scissors to snip them off!” She grinned with all her yellow, cruel teeth.

“Then we varnish them and stuff jewels in the nose holes.” Pearlyclaws lifted out the scissors and opened and shut the two mighty blades so that he could see them shine and hear them make hungry noises…

SKROOSH, SCREEESH, SCHROOOOSH, SCHREEEEESH.

So Ginalolobrigida’s horoscope had been right, but not in a lucky and enjoyable way at all. Pearlyclaws thought llama noses were like jewels, and he’d snip them off and make them valuable.

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