Uncle John's Presents Book of the Dumb 2 by Bathroom Readers' Institute

Author:Bathroom Readers' Institute [Bathroom Readers' Institute]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781607106869
Publisher: Portable Press
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

Source: WESH.com, Associated Press

I wasn’t Speeding. The Earth Just Rotated Slower

Grab a pencil: It’s time for a quiz! According to Australia’s Herald Sun newspaper, which of the following are actual excuses given by people caught violating the law in their wheeled vehicles:

1.“A red light means stop? You know, I never knew that before.”

2.“I would have put on the brakes, but my cat was asleep on my lap and I didn’t want to disturb him.”

3.“I just wanted to see if my speedometer is accurate when I go really fast.”

4.“I was in a hurry to get home. My dog’s having an epileptic fit.”

5.“I’m not wearing a seatbelt because I have a broken arm.”

6.“I was driving my motorbike at 200 kilometers an hour (124 mph) because the sun is setting and it’s dangerous to drive a motorcycle at night.”

Which ones are real excuses? They all are. They’re just not real good excuses. Drive carefully, now. And remember, red means stop.

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