Twice the Crime This Time by Maggie Pill
Author:Maggie Pill
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Gwendolyn Books
Published: 2020-10-01T00:00:00+00:00
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Ron (Ron & Julie) Saturday, 3:00 p.m.
One of the nice things about living in a community like B-Bird is that you can borrow almost anything you need. Since Saturday afternoon was cool and weâd finished off the last of the oatmeal cookies, Julie was struck with the urge to make an angel food cake. She doesnât have one of those weird pans with the removable bottom and the cone in the middle here in Florida, but all it took was a request on the parkâs Facebook page. Within an hour I was on my way to # 16 Bittern Street to get a loaner.
The guy who answered the door looked confused when I told him what Iâd come for. His wife had gone somewhere and failed to mention Iâd be stopping by. âAngel food cake pan, huh?â He opened a series of cabinets in the kitchen, revealing every kind of baking pan, tool, and device known to man, though in this case it would be known to woman. This man didnât know an angel food cake pan from a soup pot.
âI think thatâs it right there.â I pointed, and he got the two pieces out, frowned at them in consternation, and handed them to me. âThanks. Weâll get it back to you by tomorrow afternoon.â
âFine by me.â He started closing all the doors heâd opened. âMy wife has plenty of other choices for baking, as you can see.â
âItâs a wonder you donât weigh three hundred pounds.â
He chuckled and cupped his rounded belly. âIâm not getting any skinnier. Luckily, Dethel gives away a lot of what she makes. Thereâs always a bazaar in the works, and thereâs my cousin Taffy, who doesnât even know how to turn on her oven. Dethel sees that she and Matthew get half a cake or a dozen cookies every few days.â
âYouâre Taffy Nowickiâs cousin?â
âWeâre the reason they came to B-Bird. They visited us, liked the place, and decided to buy here.â
That wasnât a red-letter day for the park in my opinion, but I kept my comment tactful. âTaffy seems like a sweet person.â
âShe is.â A bit defensively he added, âMatthew can be kind of a pain, but heâs not bad once you get past the bragging and that âeverybodyâs out to get youâ stuff.â
âI have wondered why heâs so convinced thereâs a plot around every corner.â
âHis parents were kind of weird. They took him overseas when he was about two, and they preached a lot about how evil the world is. So he was isolated with two very paranoid people. Itâs bound to make a kid scared.â The guy shrugged. âI think Matthew dealt with his fears by convincing himself heâs smarter than everyone else. Only he sees whatâs âreal.â Only he understands how messed up society is.â He chuckled. âThatâs my five centsâ worth of amateur psychology.â
Seeing a chance to check the information Wilma had submitted on Matthew, I said, âI suppose you know him pretty well. Youâve been around him for about fifty years, right?â
He did a quick calculation.
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