Truly Tasteless Jokes Two by Blanche Knott

Author:Blanche Knott [Knott, Blanche]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Humor
Publisher: Ashtonia LLC
Published: 2011-05-07T05:00:00+00:00

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Why does it take women longer to climax?

Who cares?

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How can you tell if a Polish woman is having her period?

She’s only wearing one sock.

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What’s the latest disease in Poland?

Toxic Sock Syndrome!

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Three guys were sitting around in a bar discussing whose wife was the most frigid. Harry was definitely sure he had the worst of it. “Listen, you guys,” he said, “my wife comes to bed with an ice cube in each hand, and in the morning they haven’t begun to melt.”

“That’s nothing,” said Phil. “My wife likes to have a glass of water on the bedside table, but by the time she’s carried it from the bathroom to the bedroom, it’s frozen solid.”

“Aw, hell,” said Herb, “my wife is so frigid that when she spreads her legs, the furnace kicks on.”

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What’s the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

A magician has cunning feats and stunts.

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