This Is a Book by Martin Demetri

Author:Martin, Demetri [Martin, Demetri]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub, azw3
Tags: HUM003000
ISBN: 9781609418762
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2011-04-24T16:00:00+00:00

WED

5 AM: ZZZZZZ

6 AM: BZZ, BZZ, BZZ

7 AM: VO5 + H2O

BVDs, 501s

DKNY, H&M

8 AM: TV (HD & LCD, btw): CBS, NBC, etc.

CNN: NASDAQ, NYSE

9 AM: OJ

McDLT

10 AM: SUV

CD: U2

55 MPH… BMX! OMG!… OK

11 AM: MTG w/CPA

RE: IRS… I.O.U.

I.O.U.?!… F.U., IRS!

12 PM: BLT, V8, M&M’s

WC—ASAP… #2, P.U. (IBS)

1 PM: DMV

2 PM: DMV

3 PM: DMV… BS! WTF!

(PO’D)

4 PM: Dr. (MD)

STD?… Y/N?… N. OK

5 PM: UPS: COD

RE: PSP

(VIA QVC)

6 PM: YMCA—Abs, Pecs

7 PM: DVDS: XXX

(TNA, S & M, etc.)

8 PM: KFC, 7UP

TCBY

9 PM: CVS, ATM

SUV: BQE → BKLN

$200: LSD, PCP

10 PM: RSVP’d, DJ, VIP’s, BYOB

DJ: 80s (OK)

LPs (e.gINXS, XTC, etc.)

11 PM: MGD, MGD, MGD, MGD

POV: MILF, WASP, 34DD

MILF’s BF: XL SOB (MOFO)

SOL

12 AM: FUBAR

b/c PCP, LSD, RX…

1 AM: OD

911: SOS!

NYPD, EMT, CPR

2 AM: ER…

DOA

3 AM: R.I.P.

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