This Book is Not FOR SALE by Jarod Kintz

Author:Jarod Kintz [Kintz, Jarod]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Published: 2011-05-18T06:00:00+00:00

I used a bag of potato chips as a sock once. Roll Tide!

If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all my clones have alibis.

A crime scene is a silent witness that speaks louder and clearer than any human. Just ask Helen Keller.

I rented a dress, but not an address. That I had to buy, though it made my ass look like two sacks of lumpy cream cheese. Who wants a bagel?

I’m underwater on my mortgage, and I have a flooded movie theater for rent. Scuba tank and popcorn not included.

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