They All Fall Down by Duane Lindsay
Author:Duane Lindsay [Lindsay, Duane]
Language: eng
Format: epub
âIdiot.â
Guyâs back at his desk, coffee cup again full, pants dry, hand on the mouse. He looks at his screen and wonders, âCan it be this easy?â
What he forgot, what with the death threats and all (âCan you fly?â Shudder.) is there are other means of searching for someone other than with a computer. Since Guy is, basically, an ultra-computer nerd, this thought has taken a while to arrive.
But here it is, as fresh an idea as a spring tulip, poking itself through the spring snow.
Call the cops.
Jeez, what a concept.
So Guy spends hours on the phone rather than the Internet and he goes from station to station until a lady with a pleasant-sounding voice says, âHold a moment,â and he listens to a computer playing âMandyâ for two verses and a chorus. Heâs been singing along quietly when a manâs voice breaks in with a curt, âBolson.â
Guyâs off balance for a moment, recovers and says, âUm, yes; right. Hi, um, Sergeant, um Bolson.â He looks at his notes, scribbled on the backs of whatever paper he found on his desk. âI understand youâre in charge of the murder investigation of a Mr. Ortiz Ramirez.â
âYeah,â agrees the voice on the phone and Guy pictures a flabby middle-aged man in a rumpled tan trench coat sucking on an unlit cigar. He and Jerome have been binge watching old episodes of Colombo on Netflix, and all cops now look and sound like Peter Falk. âWhat about it?â
âIâm following up on the situation from here,â Guy lies. âIâm from Los Angeles, second precinct.â Knowing details add to a storyâs believability he adds, âItâs down on Windsor.â
âI know where it is, âgrowls Bolson, now sounding more like the angry police commissioner demanding immediate results from the detective. The one whoâs always saying, âIâve got the mayor on my case to solve this one,â before he storms off, stage left. âYou know Inspector Willis? Bob Willis?â
For a moment Guy goes blank. He drops the pen heâs been playing with and grabs for the comfort of his mouse, stalling, then says, âUm, no; I just transferred in. Doing desk duty after a shooting.â
âOkay,â says Bolson.
âIt was righteous,â says Guy, nervous but getting into the story. âHe pulled first.â
âSure,â says Bolson. âWhat do youâ¦?â
âJust a routine traffic stop,â says Guy. Heâs picturing a scene from some other cop show he and Jerome watched last month, what was it? Starred that actor who was in⦠âI ask for license and registration and the perp comes up with a pieceâ¦â
âIâm kind of busy here. What do you want?â
âOh.â Guy drops the story, surprised. âThe dead guy, Ortiz, heâs got a brother named Damianâ¦â
âThought he was a cousin,â interrupts Bolson.
âHe is,â says Guy. âAnd a brother. Both. The father, Felipe married Damianâs mother but screwed around with the sister and got her knocked up. The result was Ortiz who took the fatherâs name, 'cause he was the only man around, until he and Damian killed himâ¦â
âThey did what?â
âYou didnât know?
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