The Wandering Years [1922-39] by Cecil Beaton

Author:Cecil Beaton [Beaton, Cecil]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781912546220
Publisher: Sapere Books
Published: 2018-03-15T04:00:00+00:00

Someone told me about Mary Pickford’s sister, Lottie. Lottie recently married for the who-knows-what time. Her latest acquisition promptly fired the maid for revealing that he is not an undertaker, as was given out. It seems that Lottie’s new mate, behind the respectable façade of tombstones and flowers, is — a bootlegger’s delivery man! He took up the hearse to hide the bottle, on the theory that the police would have respect for the dead and not open a coffin full of five-star scotch or bathtub gin!

Lottie’s husband isn’t the only one with ideas. Not so long ago, two nuns were arrested while driving in a car. It was useless to count their beads, as they proved to be bootlegger men in disguise, with bottles hidden beneath their habits!

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