The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by Ian Allen

The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by Ian Allen

Author:Ian Allen [Allen, Ian]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-909396-09-8
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Published: 2012-01-15T00:00:00+00:00


Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field.

What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …).

Patient: Doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a pain in my nose.

Doctor: Try taking out the spoon first.

Patient: Doctor, I think I’m a moth.

Doctor: Well, you really need to see a psychiatrist.

Patient: I know, but I was passing your surgery and your light was on …



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