The Underminer by Mike Albo

Author:Mike Albo
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781596917071
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Published: 2019-11-24T00:00:00+00:00

Life After Death

face down in the dirt of the desert, next morning, 1999

Hello . . . sweetie, wake up . . . wakey wakey . . .

Oh! Hold on, no stop swatting at the air! Your lungs are not turning into dust, no no. There are no voices. What are you going on about? It's daytime . . . put your hands down . . .

Oh sweetie, you're raving. I told you it would be an intense trip. Shh. You'll wake up half the camp. Just relax. Just be in reality, clarity. I'm not saying anything about any weird evil dust. No you aren't lost in some cloud. Satanic television snow? There is no void swallowing you. What does that mean? What are you talking about? You're raving. You're so funny, little crazy one. Shh, shh. The worst of it is over. Well, almost.

Oh wow that is a big bruise! Jeez did you fall on your ass that hard?

Oh. That's your Kermit the Frog tattoo. I guess it's gotten a little blurry and stretched out as you've gotten older.

Oooh. Yeah. You feel crampy, huh? Yeah, it's the toxins trying to release from your body. Those mushrooms from the Caterpillar tent, mixed with the harsh chemicals of Askalar basically turn into a big box of Ex-Lax after eight hours. Yeah, you'll be shittin' like there's no tomorrow in a sec. I just need to make sure you don't expel blood or your liver or whatever. The convulsions can get pretty strong. But the open air is good for your system, which is about to experience some serious uncontrollable digestive seizures.

Talitha? It's time. Gather everyone for the healing circle.

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