The Sugar Frosted Nutsack by Mark Leyner

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack by Mark Leyner

Author:Mark Leyner [LEYNER, MARK]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
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ISBN: 9780316192774
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00


Ike’s New Horoscope (SPOILER ALERT)

The A&P will start carrying that Kozy Shack butterscotch pudding you like so much. Your anal fissure will start bleeding again (so don’t wear the tight white jeans, in case you start spotting). Your daughter will get pregnant. You’re going to have dinner with your father to try to persuade him to change his will, and you’re going to get into a really nasty fight with him, and you’re going to say, “You know how they say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree? Well, I’m like an apple that Vladimir Guerrero picked up and threw as far as he could. That’s how far from your fucking tree I fell.”



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