The Roxy Letters by Mary Pauline Lowry
Author:Mary Pauline Lowry
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Published: 2020-04-07T00:00:00+00:00
Intrigued and a little sheepish,
Roxy
September 9, 2012
Dear Everett,
Thank you for sharing the address and time of an Everett-approved OM meeting. There was no need for you to get huffy in confirming you would not be in attendance at the next few meetings of that particular group. I now must inquire (at least rhetorically) what a girl is supposed to wear to lose her OM cherry. I have looked online at the Nest Life website and I see they do sell OM legwarmers ($29.95) so a grrrl can keep cozy and still expose her vagina to a room full of strangers. However, that seems like fashion for the advanced OMer (and a way for Nina Sylvester to turn an extra buck), and also impractical in a town as hot and muggy as this one. I hate to rely on the same flowery sundress I wore to Sun City, yet it seems more dignified somehow to lift up one’s skirt than to try to peel off a pair of skinny jeans in front of an audience. Also, underwear selection will be of utmost importance. I assume there is a trendy type of panties for OMers—just as all the women at barre class wear Lululemon tights and open-backed “Flashdance”-style shirts, or everyone at the skate park wears baggy cargo shorts. I’m imagining lacy, black, classic panties. A thong seems unsanitary.
Oh, wait! I can wear my pink pleather python panties! Perhaps I’ll set a fashion trend for vegan OMers!
I can’t believe I’m really doing this.
Oh, shit. I need to leave in ten minutes and I still have to feed the furballs and put on a little makeup.
Uh-oh. I just sniffed my armpits and it seems like OM nerves have given me anxiety B.O. Now I need to shower, too! Shit!
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