The Rants by Dennis Miller

Author:Dennis Miller [Miller, Dennis]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi, pdf
Published: 2011-03-13T06:00:00+00:00

Sure, I'd like to see them stop airing the moronic bedroom secrets of dumb, fat, jerkoffs on daytime talk shows. I'd like to see them put a moratorium on movies that feature Harvey Keitel's dick—for God's sake, I've seen his dick more than I've seen my own dick. And I see my own dick a lot. And it's usually a pretty pleasant exchange. But, folks, that's the trade-off we make in this country.

Hey, you think it's easy defending some piece of shit movie I wouldn't watch on an eleven-hour flight to London with nothing to read and Martha Quinn sitting next to me? You think I want some farmer with a grenade pin for a brain blathering on about how the entire world is run by about five Jews from a luxury cave on Barbados? Well, frankly, yes, I do. The louder they bellyache, the better. Because then and only then—we know exactly where these people are.

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