The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm: A Lexicon for Those of Us Who Are Better and Smarter Than the Rest of You by James Napoli

Author:James Napoli [Napoli, James]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781402784002
Publisher: Sterling Innovation
Published: 2010-09-06T21:00:00+00:00

HUMMER:

AN OVERSIZED MILITARY VEHICLE THAT HAS BEEN USURPED BY A GENERATION OF YUPPIES, WHOSE ONLY CONTACT WITH ACTION IN THE DESERT IS WHEN THEY PACK UP THEIR REI DESIGNER CAMPING EQUIPMENT AND DRIVE OUT TO JOSHUA TREE TO DROP MUSHROOMS WITH THEIR GOLDEN RETRIEVER.

HUNGOVER: A condition that makes figuring out who was next to you in bed this morning take anywhere from five minutes to a lifetime.

HUNTING: A sport that satisfies men’s innate desire to wear earflaps and a tartan jacket while freezing their testicles off by remaining largely motionless for several hours so that every so often they may get the chance to kill something.

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